Hobart I-Cool Chair to help you burn fat

Are you lazy? No, really. Are you too lazy to go to the gym? Do you just sit at home all day smoking your cigars while watching TV? Well about 2 years ago, a Singaporean based company, Osim came out with a horse riding machine that is supposed to help you burn fat.

Padwa's Design came up with something to not only further enhance your decor, but this is supposed to help you burn fat as well, and apparently more effectively too. The Hobart I-Cool is designed to reduce body weight WHILE sitting.
This proprietary system, which induces accelerated calorie outtake via temperature regulation, creates a revolutionary personalized micro-environment, by allowing individual users to set their preferred temperature within the comfort of their own personal space, regardless of the climate around them.
A personal SAUNA CHAIR?! Sounds dandy to me.